The lazy bitch
French-Yogurt

© everlark

Talent; 

A marked innate ability, as for artistic accomplishment.

#Disney

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family

Stop reblogging my failure


#omg

loop-zoop:

tenfootpolesociety:

shavingryansprivates:

why he lick me

THIS IS SUPER COOL THOUGH IF YOU UNDERSTAND HORSES. LIKE THAT NIPPING IS A GROOMING BEHAVIOR HORSE’S DO TO BOND AND TO MAINTAIN AND IMPROVE SOCIAL BONDS. SO THAT HORSE IS BASICALLY TREATING THE CAT AS PART OF THE HERD AND SUSTAINING THE FRIENDLY BOND.

IT IS SAYING, “this tiny horse is very tiny but we are friends. Look at my tiny friend.”

why he lick me


#animals


#aaawww burn #homophobia tw #sebastian stan

liquar:

takethesanity:

squidwurd:

main goals when going to a friends house:
-pet dog
-avoid parent
-don’t clog toilet

+ obtain wifi password

- try not to die of thirst when they don’t offer you water


#yep

im-horngry:

Raspberry Treats - As Requested!

im-horngry:

Raspberry Treats - As Requested!


#dshfsdfj #food porn

gastrogirl:

flourless chocolate cake with nutella mousse, raspberries, and honeycomb.

gastrogirl:

flourless chocolate cake with nutella mousse, raspberries, and honeycomb.


#OMFG AAAAAAAH #food porn

The Dragon Age fandom right now: 

actualgreywarden:

  • can i fuck iron bull?????
  • cole ?? ?  ??
  • cullens new hair !?!?!???
  • mage fashion ?? ?? ??
  • where are the other femaleS???
  • CAN I FUCK IRON BULL? ????
  • CAN WE FUCK THE DWARF THIS TIME ?? ? ??
  • hEADCANONS FOR YOU AND YOU AND YOU
  • can I BANG EVERYONE
  • evERYONE IS hot hOT LIKE TATER TOT
  • CAN I FUCK IRON BULL ???!?!?!?

#Dragon Age #pretty much


#animals

jakeenglishfromstatefarm:

moriarty:

me blogging

image

IM SO FUCKING MAD I JUST MADE THAT EXACT FUCKING FACE GOD DAMNIT